Ones too many and a hundred ain't enough 
for Corna baby give me more oh that stuff 
oh baby oh baby we had a real good time 
Pipey Magraw (4x)

I run a monkey casino 
I gotta head full of beano
I hear the voices of evil 
Telling me to do murder. 
I got my false feel 
I got my false friends 
I got my rum deal 
I got my soul train
It's coming round the bend

And believe me 
You know you wouldn't wanna be me
Nor would you want the shame or the strain of my name 
But if i can live my life all over again 
There ain't one single thing I'd change 

Bilo, they call me Billy Bilo
I'm like a fish on a lilo, I'm all out of place
It's written all over my face 

Bilo, some call me blood clot weirdo 
Oh they fuck with your mind, oh
When you do it skag and bone 

Bilo, they call me Billy Bilo
Oh they fuck with your mind, oh
When you do it skag and bone 

Pipey Magraw
That's Pipey Magraw
Pipey Magraw
That's Pipey Magraw

One's too many and a hundred ain't enough
For Corna baby give me more oh that stuff
Oh baby, oh baby
We had a real good time
Just me and you